Dr. Proper Gaywiener

Dr. Proper Gaywiener (alias Murderface) is a reptile alien and a professional witchdoctor. He is extremely rich, and lives in Mordhaus, where he hosts frequent parties for the 'zerkers.

Powers
Being a crazy-ass witchdoctor, Dr. Proper is frequently seen throwing jars of spiders at people. He has previously been arrested for doing so, but Charles Ofdensen bailed him out.

Trivia

 * Dr. Proper has a doctorate, the subject of which is unknown. In spite of personal claims, Dr. Proper does not have a doctorate in psychology.
 * Dr. Proper claims he used to be blonde.
 * Dr. Proper has a fearful effect on any nearby children, and is sometimes taken for a serial rapist. This is of course not true - although he does have that effect on people.
 * Dr. Proper may have a doctorate in medicine, in which case he is most likely a skilled healer. However, he has never displayed any particular skill in this field.
 * Dr. Proper is secretly a rapper, going by the name "L-Word" in the rap underground scene.
 * Dr. Proper is a big fan of Wolf's fanfiction, and owns a large collection of it. It's his dream to one day become an equally unsuccessful fanfiction author.Fan.jpg