Manquake 2: The Quakening

Manquake 2 is a ragingly homosexual erotic movie, about the adventures of five unnaturally large men's adventure in eroticism and gay pride. The movie explores themes of discrimination and repression, not just against gays, but especially against giant gays. It's the sequel to smash hit Manquake, which earned 51.1 million dollars on a two dollar budget.

Plot
The movie opens with a gay sex scene, which leads to a gay sex scene. This in turn leads to the now infamous gay sex scene, solidified accordingly with another gay sex scene. The movie ends on a high note with a gay sex scene followed by a very gay sex scene, one purported to be Wolf's favorite.

Cast

 * Jonah Hill as Man #1
 * Tobey Maguire as Man #2
 * Andre the Giant as Man#3
 * Toby Turner as Man#4
 * Adolf Hitler as Man#5
 * Dolfus Hilter as Man#5's unnamed brother
 * That one guy with the moustache as Man#6
 * Tits McGee as herself

Production
Manquake 2 was produced over the course of seven years, directed by Paul McCartney. It was remade under filming a total of four times, due to McCartney's perfectionism. Most of the scenes were shot in Nebraska, although the final scene was allegedly shot in outer space.

Reception
Whereas the first Manquake was a critical success in box office, Manquake 2 was a huge flop, both literally and figuratively. The reason for this is that Wolf, one of the two only people to see the first Manquake (the other being Odin) paid to see the movie so many times that no further audience was required. However, when Manquake 2 came out, Wolf had become ashamed of having seen the first one so many times, and in a campaign to make it very clear to the world he was not gay, he refused to see the movie. And because it's such a stupid fucking concept, nobody else wanted to see it either.

The movie earned zero dollars on a 60 dollar budget.

Controversy
Manquake 2 was the center of much controversy, as conservative cinema-goers were bothered by the fact that gay people were now in mainstream movies. This controversy was only made worse by the fact that said gay people were, like, really gay.

Sequels
In early 2016 a teaser poster surfaced on the internet featuring the main characters from the series and 5 other blacked out characters in front of them. Then in August 2016, a reveal came containing five brand new characters and the name of the sequel was revealed to be called Manquake 3: Tower of Babel.