Concentrated Jews



Concentrated jews is a kind of nutritional drink which boosts the concentration of people who drink it. This has made it popular in schools and other places of academic pursuit. Concentrated jews are a result of a bunch of jews who concentrate so hard on judaism that they turn into a kind of smooth, pulpous juice. This juice is then mixed with fruit juice, most commonly from either oranges or apples, and is then sold by the government under direction from The Illuminati.

Trivia
The Multi-Fruit-Drink, rival to Fanta, is a kind of concentrated jews.