Windmills

Windmills are strange and eccentric creatures, typically found in flat, mountainous terrain. While most windmills are rather harmless, some windmills have mild autism. The autistic windmills are easily spotted by the fact that they are not rotating, and as such, they have to go to special needs windmill school, whether they want to or not.

This poses a rather turbulent problem, as many windmills have developed an affliction scientifically named "Windmill's Disease" (discovered by Jonathan Vyndmille). Gathering several windmills together, like in the special needs windmill schools, enables this disease to spread quickly and efficiently, as the autistic windmills are more vulnerable than the regular ones. In worst case scenarios, this can afflict nearby humans as well. Several bank robbers have died of sudden and inexplicable heart attacks caused by attaining Windmill's Disease. As of right now, there is no known cure, and hindering the epidemic seems difficult at best. Most experts seem to agree that the best way of halting its progress would be to push politically for replacing windmills with more environmentally friendly solutions, such as coal burning factories and nuclear plants. In spite of this, many politicians firmly believe otherwise, and local important characters such as Pølse-Jørgen are openly opposed to this solution.