Fanta

The Fanta Bottle, or just Fanta for short, is the current incarnation of Satan. It used to be a mere ordinary bottle of Fanta, if a bit hellish, but when Serran abruptly decided to quit his job as Satan, Fanta took over his job for him.

Later, Fanta was overthrown by Serran, who, having taken a holiday on earth as a mere mortal, decided to once more take up the mantle of Satan. In this battle, Fanta was believed to be killed*.

* ''new knowledge has shown that Fanta is still alive and at large. The recent events have shaken up the power balance of the divine and demonic, and the situation is currently being investigated by The Dragon, The Illuminati and The Templars. It is recommended to seize any contact with demonic beings at once, lest one suffers the consequences of being caught in the cross-fire.''

Powers
Fanta had no powers beyond being a pretty alright soda up until the point it was elected as the new Satan. However, throughout the second, third and fourth age, it only grew in power, commanding the very forces of hell itself. After having been briefly dethroned, it has now returned with more power than ever, enslaving the entire hell dimension.